...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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