normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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