And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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