I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
