college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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