is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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