I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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