i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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