i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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