She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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