I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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