Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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