the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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