I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There r osticjed everywhere
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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