no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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