Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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