dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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