Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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