why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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