Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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