yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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