I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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