dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
