honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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