She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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