the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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