he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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