why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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