The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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