What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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