Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
