Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm just crazy horny about you
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
