Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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