i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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