Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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