Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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