yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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