My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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