yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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