Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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