p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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