just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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