love makes seman taste better
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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