That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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