he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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