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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
