I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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