Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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