I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
did you just send me my own nude
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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