Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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