just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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