Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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