It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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