left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Randomize
