Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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